Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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