So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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