I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Never underestimate the power of titties
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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