Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Randomize
