we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There r osticjed everywhere
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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