I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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