If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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