So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
