Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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