Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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