Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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