I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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