Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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