Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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