I heard we made out
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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