Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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