Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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