so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So vagazzling was a success
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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