is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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