Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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