Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
