Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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