Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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