redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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