omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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