are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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