Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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