I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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