I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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