Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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