It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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