Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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