You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Say something about gay babies.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
nutella sex= disaster
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
