Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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