Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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