I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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