check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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