Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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