i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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