Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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