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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

u downloaded tardy 4 the party

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then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record

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(815): View more from Illinois

have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?

(1-815): View more from Illinois

why can't you just be normal

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

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(616): View more from Michigan

You are an asshole

(574): View more from Indiana

haha sleeping beauty awakes.

(616): View more from Michigan

Where did you find this costume?

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(518): View more from New York

I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.

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(210): View more from Texas

your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.

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