Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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