If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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