Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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