69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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