i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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