anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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