is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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