Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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