Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.

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(817): View more from Texas

I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(408): View more from California

his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.

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(416): View more from Toronto

How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.

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