we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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