Non-Jews are for practice
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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