some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize