never play flip cup with pint glasses
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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