who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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