am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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