So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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